Jacques – Sky Pirate – Fun Size Heroes (Coming Soon!)

“How you say, eat the rich?”

Meet Jacques, the quick-witted French-Canadian rogue from the pages of The Mysterious Air Pirates—now in articulated, high-flying action figure form!

Premium Construction:

• Injection-molded in grey PAL, our proprietary PVC-free, non-toxic vinyl alternative, blended with 20% post-consumer recycled HDPE (because even sky pirates care about the planet)

• Jointed for dynamic posing—perfect for mid-air heists or dramatic escapes

• Signature red beanie, hand-painted in our downtown Ellijay, GA workshop (no two figures are exactly alike!)

• Includes: Removable grappling hook accessory (essential for boarding enemy airships)

Inspired by our original dime novel-style magazine, The Mysterious Air Pirates—a throwback to classic pulp storytelling, where every hero has a past and every villain has a grudge.

REVOLUTIONARY JOY

Toys should be more than plastic—they should be a spark of rebellion.

In a world where most playthings are mass-produced by distant corporations, we’re crafting small-batch figures with soul. Each one celebrates:

• Real people (the scrappy, the flawed, the daring)

• Shared struggles (because every underdog has their day)

• Our tangled, glorious history (told through stories that don’t flinch)

• The radical act of play (because joy is resistance)

The world’s dark enough. We’re making toys.